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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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What happened to the annoying little puppy you found and has been tagging along for a while now?
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soon as i read burger king, i stopped and new it was one of those prank stories
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Someones already posted this :O
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... That sounds like Scooby Doo? Where the fuck do u work man?
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LOL 'peetzill' ....... it was clearly made up to be a part of the joke LMAO... geez some ppl can be so daft
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PRETTY SURE PEET KNEW THAT
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LOl Paul where the FK do you work
Miss you
XX
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Successful troll is successful.
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LOL GOOD 1 NAZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fk up.
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haha it's scooby doo i get it
haha
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esau needs to have the postive and negative rep hahahha
a+++ thread
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question is which one are you?
that fred or scooby
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sponny whos the girl in your avatar?
goal body image?
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i swear this scooby doo thread gets posted once every 6 months lol
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yer its blatent copy pasta from 4chan but ive never read it on here so I thought i would post it.
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as much as you hate dieting sponny?
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tbh I only realised when you said you drive them around in your van and solve mysteries.
guess im a little slow :D
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i think that's the jig andrew.
but i think it's funny, being hoodwinked.
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yeh me too andrew. i was like wtf this guy brings his dog to work? LOL
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Yeah I only guessed on the last line. Then again Paul wouldn't say "folks" and "damn useless" so I should've picked up on it earlier.
#3 Newer Burger Kings are called Burger King outside of QLD Chris but yeah as you know Paul is in QLD but just FYI anyways.
Also, QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!. That is all.
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LoL.
is it true that hungry jakcs is what qld renames burger king?
cos we have never had a burger king :<
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yeah it used to be Burger King in Sydney, and Hungry Jacks in QLD and WA. Not sure about the other states.
But i thought a few years ago it all got renamed to Hungry Jacks, can someone from NSW confirm if it still called Burger King or Hungry Jacks
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The story goes like this:
Burger King was famous in America and they tried to expand their market in Australia. However, there was one guy in Melbourne who registered the business name 'Burger King' for his kebab store.
They offered him $1M for the franchise but he refused. This was in early 90's btw
Anyway they decided to make Hungry Jacks because they could not get the Burger King name in Australia.
They ended up approaching that guy and offering him $10M for the franchise like 7 years later.
Today, we have both Hungry Jacks & Burger King
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hungry jacks is still a better name!
cya at granville HJ
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asif you dont know the hungry jacks/burger king story oggerz!!
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