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C.
29/9/2009 01:17pm
dreamR
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So its been a while since i made a thread, so i thought id ask you club happy gamers whats some funny pick up lines or methods you have used/heard of to get girls(or boys)
81.
2/10/2009 04:38pm
brokenbuddha
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Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
82.
2/10/2009 05:18pm
snow
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LOL @ your avatar brokenbuddha
LAST EDITED BY snow ON 02/10/09 05:18pm
83.
2/10/2009 05:42pm
beNiz
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like 5 cs players have been with leah i dont think pick up lines work on her its the 30 bombs on lan that gets her attention...
84.
2/10/2009 06:13pm
fakeh
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^ LOL ^


its true but
85.
2/10/2009 06:23pm
sakuRa
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I'm surprised you get it snowwy :P
86.
2/10/2009 11:38pm
Himanka
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just get better looking and theres no need for them :E
LAST EDITED BY Himanka ON 02/10/09 11:47pm
87.
2/10/2009 11:44pm
reazn
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#83 - it's definitely not that piece of shit in your avatar that picks up chicks.

88.
3/10/2009 07:14pm
beNiz
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nah its ur ugli face reazn u parrot
89.
3/10/2009 07:28pm
Himanka
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fight !
90.
3/10/2009 11:21pm
NazenemY
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oh here we go, sweet biffos
91.
4/10/2009 11:46am
gazR
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i just tell them i play computer games.


NERD
92.
4/10/2009 07:41pm
jnsie
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tell them that they are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.

always works from there
93.
4/10/2009 08:03pm
apex
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havnt u had a gf for the past 4-5 years john?
94.
4/10/2009 10:33pm
jnsie
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5 years, doesnt stop me
95.
5/10/2009 11:38am
jules.
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Ever heard of the aussie kiss? its like a french kiss but down under.

from experience it works with american chicks! :P
96.
5/10/2009 11:46am
losty
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just tell them 'I am THE MEATMAN' jules
97.
5/10/2009 12:25pm
jules.
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they just run when i say that... i dunno why
98.
5/10/2009 12:25pm
jules.
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o i just thought of another one i've used
(yes its cheesey)

if beauty was a drop of water, you'd be an ocean.
99.
5/10/2009 01:37pm
matrixer
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(12:17 AM) [SEFTON09] S.: hey annie, people been asking if im going formal with you
i told them yes
cool?
cool

(12:18 AM) [SEFTON09] >>>`` R E S P E C T ** NEW MOB NUMBER MSG ME FOR IT: WHAT
i will kick your little hakka ass



100.
5/10/2009 01:38pm
matrixer
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fuk. LOOOOOL
101.
5/10/2009 03:01pm
marK
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do you work in the frozen meat section?
coz you just gave me a hard sausage
102.
6/10/2009 06:32am
NazenemY
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LOL ^
103.
6/10/2009 11:14am
oggerz
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#101 hahahah



104.
6/10/2009 12:57pm
Samuel Lord
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I'm not dreamR
LAST EDITED BY Samuel Lord ON 06/10/09 12:58pm
105.
6/10/2009 01:23pm
manta
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i forget nights really really easily, which sucks because at the time i just go and talk to chicks and whatever i say seems to work, at least for a chat etc

in the moment im drunk, but not messed up.. yet i can rarely remember what openers i use..
LAST EDITED BY manta ON 12/10/09 01:29am
106.
6/10/2009 01:54pm
ThE_OnE
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yer bro fully
107.
6/10/2009 02:12pm
manta
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yeh neo bro
108.
6/10/2009 04:14pm
marK
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yea bro :O
109.
6/10/2009 05:33pm
NazenemY
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chur bo
110.
6/10/2009 06:14pm
sommi
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hard bro
111.
7/10/2009 12:11am
matrixer
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okay my bounce back from #99 .

i heard you wanted to go formal with me?
confirm / deny


confirmed

wooo im in boys :)
112.
7/10/2009 01:22pm
teddyT
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.... fail
113.
7/10/2009 01:34pm
dreamR
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epic fail.
114.
11/10/2009 11:35am
vizuaLize
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ask if she wants cms, if she says yes, well then you're in.

btw, CMS = Cock Meat Sandwich
115.
11/10/2009 11:04pm
keNji
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dreamr none of these lines are going to work for you ... youre just too ugly
116.
12/10/2009 09:44am
benjiboi
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Jedi mind tricks seem to work.
117.
12/10/2009 11:06am
teddyT
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#115 I'm fair sure he didn't make this thread to get ideas on what to say to girls? He made this thread to lighten up ESAU and have some fun.. Nice try @ banter though
118.
12/10/2009 11:20am
inFallible
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roooofl smashT #115
119.
27/10/2009 08:39am
Stevey96
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teddyT is usually so wise and has input on everything.. What's your input for this tEdDyT??
120.
27/10/2009 04:10pm
n1cks
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3/4 with this one..

i stare at a chick i think is cute for ages, get the eye contact up first, then after a while i use my first finger and signal the like "come over here gester"... she normally looks away but will look back shortly, so i keep doing it... when she eventually comes over i say to her, "i knew if i kept fingering you, you would eventually cum"... gets a laugh and move from there
LAST EDITED BY n1cks ON 27/10/09 04:13pm
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