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So its been a while since i made a thread, so i thought id ask you club happy gamers whats some funny pick up lines or methods you have used/heard of to get girls(or boys)
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One that goes down real well with the ladies is:
"I, like most semi-intelligent ESAUers loathe dreamR's threads and am under the firm belief that he should refrain from creating any threads, period."
They'll flock like wildfire.
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| LAST EDITED BY dickenz ON 29/09/09 01:23pm |
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are you jamaican, cause ja-makin me crazy~
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Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
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Pickup lines are overrated best thing to do is become a girls friend and go from their. If you really wanna pickup hard say at a club or something you need to be at least a 6 your way below average dreamR so try becoming a friend to girls so they like you for who you are you muthafucking ugly cunt.
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lol do people actually use pick up lines?
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I'm sorry Carn bu that is the worst fucking advice for picking up girls (to become their friend).
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It'll only work for dreamR.
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Not gonna lie but i've met most of my gf's through a girls friends and they are always way hotter and like a2m
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| LAST EDITED BY CarN ON 29/09/09 01:38pm |
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Man: I got a new watch, do you like it?
Woman: Yes it's very nice.
Man: It's got a special new feature, it tells me if your wearing underwear or not.
Woman: Oh realy? What does it say about me?
Man: Let me check.. It says your not wearing any!
Woman: Well, you better take it back because its broken.
Man: It's not broken it's just 20 minutes fast.
BAM.
I've used this 3 times. Twice i got slapped... but the THIRD time i got laid.... out by the chicks boyfriend.
Word
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you go up to a chick and ask her to feel your jumper/tshirt
"what type of material do you think this is?"
they say cotton, wool maybe
"really! are you sure?"
yeh i think so why?
"cos i think its boyfriend material" - then do a fonzy pose , 60% of the time it works everytime
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peet u finally said something funny
good job champ
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I just find it funny how carn has no clue about girls and then tries to give advice, then gets told, then tries to turn it into an insult on me, very poor form lad.
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"Not gonna lie but i've met most of my gf's through a girls friends and they are always way hotter and like a2m
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Carn something tells me the girls you're meeting aren't hot.
Also, this thread was about picking up girls, not making them your fucking girlfriend.
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Pretty sure you would have no clue about girls aswell dreamR you ugly mut.
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"So, do you cum here often?"
lollll so sneaky
seriously the best way is to walk up to them and just say anything, just don't compliment them on looks because that only works on ugly girls like genX's girlfriend.
if its a club, make sure you leave her after 5 minutes of first introducing urself, go do something else dance or hang out with other guys or girls. come back later in the night and say ure interested and want her number.
trust me its the most successful way.
and all that 'personality' bullshit is just bullshit. girls are just like guys. they know whether they'd let you get in their pants after speaking to you for 10 seconds. they just dont wanna look like sluts. find out if shes interested early, if not then fuck off.
too many fags hang around trying to be their friend. dont ever do this. otherwise you'll just be one of those fags with lots of girl friends who sleeps in their beds and never touches them, i.e. A PUSSY
good luck Sirs
sorry most important advice; if you are trying to tune 1 or 2 girls then you are bound to fail. try to get 4-5 girls talking at once and it will RAIN vagina. the more busy you are with other luts, the easier it is to avoid getting head fucked
good luck 2 ur peniz
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| LAST EDITED BY sommi ON 29/09/09 02:51pm |
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hahaha thats it right there from sam :)
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screw pick up lines mate.
give everyone an arrogant smirk keep that up all night. girls will whinge to their friends that ur an asshole. but why would they mention u? cos they want ur cock.
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For the ethnics:
Walk up2 a perfectly white looking bird and say:
Pete: Wow, your amazingly hot do you have a bit of Greek in you?
Slut1: No, my parents are English.
Pete: Do you want a bit of Greek in you?
That's how Philippoussis got the hot birds.
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punch her in the face and flop it out.
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| LAST EDITED BY trOx ON 30/09/09 03:34pm |
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| LAST EDITED BY trOx ON 30/09/09 03:34pm |
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that was pretty good ahhahaa
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fair sure this isnt a 'how to pick up chicks thread' but more of lets hear some funny pick up lines.
or atleast thats what i thought.
(edit, above statement wrong... but i would like to hear more roff pick up lines)
just go to strippers and pay $300 for pussy heat
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| LAST EDITED BY NazenemY ON 29/09/09 04:22pm |
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lol just let the thread go in whatever direction it was, good read, im sure bleak would be taking notes atm, wait.....whos bleak?
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THE HEAT, I FELT IT.
It's all i remember.
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lolll can you smell the cheese?
*[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
*Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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sommi mias a babe
your so friendly at lan
dead cunt
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